Many people only hear about dog licking in name but don’t understand the reality. Today, the editor will share with you some quotes from boys about dog licking. Let’s see how humble and heart-breaking it is when licking dogs all the time when chasing girls.
1. Every time I play the king with you, I always hope that someone on the opposite side will come to steal the crystal. You will say that our house was stolen. I was so happy that I could have a home with you.
2. Bao, why didn’t you tell me early today? Didn’t you hook me up in the group message? You must hook me up tomorrow.
3. Bao sent you ten messages today. You replied to me with a full stop and summarized my words. You are really good at details. I like you more, my treasure.
4. My phone vibrated, and I was very happy. I wondered if it was... you. After the second shock, I knew it was wrong. You don’t have that much to say to me.
5. Baby, don’t call me a licking dog in the future. I’m done with military training, so just call me a military dog ??from now on.
6. If you love someone, do you want to be called a licker? When she goes to a hotel with others, she always asks me for money. Isn’t that enough to love me?
7. Treasure, I called you last night and heard your snapping sound. You said it was someone beating your back, but then I heard a voice coming from the other side, "Put your butt up higher." It turned out that the backbeating was also accompanied by an open back stretch. Service, treasure, you should enjoy it
8. Treasure, let him wear a condom, I will pay for it, and I will wait until you don’t want to play with me anymore Marry you
9. You deleted me today, and I fell into deep thought for a long time. I think there must be some meaning in it. It turns out that you are playing hard to get, because you think I don’t love you enough, and you are making trouble unreasonably. You have become more lovely. I will stick to my love for you. Don’t worry. I'll change my number and add you!
10. My friend said he would break my legs if I continued to act like a licker. Fortunately, it's a leg. If it were a hand, I wouldn't be able to chat with you, baby
11. It’s too late and I have to go to bed, otherwise I won’t be able to get up early tomorrow morning to buy you breakfast. Baby, oh, oh, oh, by the way, your partner’s portion should not be spicy, right?
12. Girl, there is no moon today. The sky is dark. I remember your eyes are big and dark. Every night I look at the moon and miss you. The moon is tired today, but I am still thinking of you. I don’t feel tired at all. When can you think of me? Ah, a little bit is enough, sister, I feel wronged and I miss you
13. Baby, I earned five yuan from moving bricks today. Do you think I will give you all five yuan? No, I will ask others to borrow another two cents and send it to you
14. Yesterday you deleted me. I looked at the red exclamation mark and fell into deep thought for a long time. I understood: red represents enthusiasm. Do you think Marry me
15. Dog Licking Diary: Let’s get together and relax. I’ll take my Yangguan Road, and you’ll cross your single-plank bridge! I’m holding the bridge underneath, so be careful when crossing the bridge~</ p>
16. Baby, they say they block family members when posting on Moments, but then I found out that you blocked me. It turns out that you already regard me as a family member, and I love you even more
17 .You Tanzhi: I don’t want a beautiful girl, a big house, gold, nothing. I just want to stay by your side and serve you.
18. What type of mobile phone should I buy to receive messages from boys?!
19. The weather is getting hotter and hotter. Without your cold butt, I don’t even know what to do
20. Baby, I sent you 99 messages today, but you didn’t reply to any of them. Later I realized that love is silent
21. My friend said he would break my legs if I continued to act like a licker. Fortunately, it was a leg. If it were a hand, I wouldn’t be able to chat with you, honey.
22. "I bought you a pair of stockings." "I'm his boyfriend!" "Then I'll buy a few more pairs for you to tear off, woo hoo~~"
23. What’s wrong with him hanging on me? He only hangs on me because he loves me. Why doesn’t he hang on others?
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